I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.
I have lied to a lot of hairdressers.
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
follow my tumblr not your dreams
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
im funnier online where I can’t stutter